In the words of Robin Williams:
When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker.
What some folks call impossible is just stuff they haven't seen before.
Being in the same room with people and creating something together is a good thing.
In down times I do things like go for a long bike ride or run. The other thing I'm doing in that quiet time is just observing.
The French don't have a baseball team. And if they did, there'd only be a left field, and no one would be safe.
It's great that we've got a compassionate conservative, but to me, that sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.
Compassionate conservative. I don't know what that is, it sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.
Boys, you must strive to find your own voice, because the longer you wait to begin the less likely you are to find it at all.
If I ever asked you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet. But you've never looked a woman and been totally vulnerable.
Gradual school is where you go to school and you gradually find out you don't want to go to school anymore.
Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.
If you're that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution, to a temporary problem.
There's no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things your best shot.
The Chinese had accused the Tibetans of being terrorists, which is weird. A Tibetan terrorist is like an Amish hacker. It just doesn't fit.
Improv. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't, but when it does, it's like open-field running.
Golf is one of the few sports where a white man can dress like a black pimp and not look bad.
You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you'll win, no matter what the outcome.
Sometimes you got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
There's a time for daring and there's a time for caution, and a wise man understands which is called for.
Sometimes with a comedy it's just having the instinct of how real you play it and what level you want it.
I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.
Seize the day. Because, believe it or not, each and every one of us in this room is one day going to stop breathing, turn cold, and die.
When the Williams sisters play tennis, it gets pretty hot. When they start grunting, I'm in.
My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist.
My children give me a great sense of wonder. Just to see them develop into these extraordinary human beings.
Sometimes it’s more noble to tell a small lie than to deliver a painful truth.
You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren't paying attention to.
I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.
We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race.
I'm much more open to being a supporting actor right now. At the age of 60, I'll be second fiddle. Fine. I'm happy to do it.
The great thing about marriage is the idea of really getting to know someone. And really getting to know a woman is a life long task.
To be free. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world.
If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus.
You know what music is - a harmonic connection between all living beings.
I love to ride my bike, which is great aerobics, but also just a great time for me to think, so it's like this terrific double bill.
If we're going to fight a disease, let's fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference.
But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.
The idea of being a character who is kind of isolated, I can relate to that.
I try to make sense of things. Which is why, I guess, I believe in destiny. There must be a reason that I am as I am. There must be.
Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift.
If heaven exists, to know that there's laughs, that would be a great thing.
It's five o'clock in the morning. You've just pissed on a dumpster. It's Miller time.
I love doing live action movies, but there's a great job in doing animation, especially one with music.
Please, don't worry so much. Because in the end, none of us have very long on this Earth. Life is fleeting.
Don't associate yourself with toxic people. It's better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.
I can be trained, I can actually show you how intelligent I am, I can use a word like delicatessen and know what it means.
If women ran the world, we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
They're talking about partial nuclear disarmament, which is also like talking about partial circumcision - you either go all the way or forget it.
Sometimes you can have a whole lifetime in a day and never notice that this is a beautiful as it gets.
Kid, if You Need Booze or Drugs to Enjoy Your Life to the Fullest, You're Doing It Wrong.
Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
As an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them.
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